I don't wanna be friends

Tonight we were bar hopping and ended up at The Stage Door. This is the Galway gay bar, and as we entered we realized that the place was extra crowded because it was hosting the "30th" birthday party of a local drag queen, catered with sausages and chicken wings, and they were playing Alexandra Burke's "Broken Heels" (a super popular female empowerment dance single from the winner of the X Factor, basically, the UK version of "Single Ladies") and two guys had jumped on stage and were doing a choreographed dance to the song (they hadn't planned it in advance, the song is just so popular that they had both just independently memorized the dance moves from the music video). And as I watched this scene, all I could think was: Man, I wish Chrissie were here.